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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:03

What movies have not aged well?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Diamonds Are Forever

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Goldfinger

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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Dr No

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Moonraker

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What is the difference between Michael Corleone’s marriage to Apollonia Vitelli and Kay Adams?

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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